Ur jokes

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

"Ur mum gay..."

Sorry wrong person.

"Ur Mater."

What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!

I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

Ur mum.

There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.

Ur dad is mad.

if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom

Rhydon- son.

Rhydon? - mum.

RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.

Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.

XD

Ur fat.

Ur mom gay.

Bully: Ur Gay.

Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.

Bully: *runs away and hears crash*

Ur mum gay.

You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?

You're-a-peein'. European.

Ur mom gay.

Me: Are you an orphan?

Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?

Me: ....ur parents.

Ur mom gay lololololololol.

Ur mum homo.