I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. đđ
Ur Jokes
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Ur mom gay dab.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldnât find it.
Youâre so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Youâre so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, âA B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!â
Me: Pretend your name is âpuberty.â
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "Iâm not going to sit down. I donât want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
