A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.