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bro someone help me I asked frickin ai to give me song recommendations of what to download on my mp3 player and it fucking came up with this jack black birthday rap thing

His voice is so angelic. His mind is so perfect. He's so kind. He makes me feel at home. He makes me want to get up in the morning. To get better. He makes me feel safe. He's willing to do anything for me. He compliments me. He always makes me feel better. He doesn't hide me, he's proud of me. He does his best to talk to me. He makes me feel whole. I feel special with him. I felt like I've never felt before. I'm so … Read more

Poll

According to the last post, voters picked Jamal to "Hide in a nearby gay strip club".

*THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY ANY OF THE JOKES*

Episode 2: The Sticky Situation – "Ebony Ass Shake in the F*g Den"

Jamal sprints his black ass into "Rainbow Rodeo," a sleazy queer joint packed with flaming white twinks, burly bears, and thirsty Latinos eyeing fresh meat. The bounce… Read more

some songs just give me anxiety, some things just do, some people. Some popele are bad for me, im bad for some. I do fucked up things, i cant take back. My dad is right. no matter what poeple think, its true. im manulative, im controlling, im obessive, attention seeking. some people see it, others dont. everythgin i do has a reason, weather its a defecne, or not. ill stilll be bad for some pople. im thanfull thes… Read more

guys tbh i got a new phone a couple months ago if the discord is still alive remove my old account its either named "Pizzalord8501" or "Dap Me Up" i dont remember which

Poll

I'm going to direct this at @lily, you made a post that filled with alts, all based off of known characters, eg Moxie, Anakin Skywalker or howver the fuck u spell it. Basically, I'm 100% theyre all alts and the reason me and mal were given mod was to basically stop, that, so to sum it up: If you use these alts to increase your followers, cause drama or do dumb/fuck shit up/etc etc etc. Well just ban, all the alts okay?

(Yes ill pay attention to the poll but don't rig it)

heyyeyy im going to take a short break from wje, its been starting to drain me, plus i need to catch up on school work..

PSA: STOP MAKING SHITTY ONE WORD POSTS!!! THEY ARE NOT INTERESTING, THEY CLOG UP THE FEED, AND ARE COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY. THIS COMMUNITY IS NOT FOR SLAMMING YOUR HEAD ON YOUR KEYBOARD AND CHATTING WITH YOUR FRIEND BECAUSE YOUR OWN DECISIONS LED YOU TO REQUIRE THIS SITE AS A CHATTING ALTERNATIVE. THIS IS THE WORSTJOKESEVER COMMUNITY, NOT YOUR PERSONAL CHAT BUBBLE. MAKE INTERESTING POSTS ABOUT INTERESTING TOPICS AND CONVERSATE *AS A COMMUNITY!!!!!*

Jake's daily words of wisdom:

Suffering is necessary for success. It is one of many stones that pave the road toward victory, one that might cause the traveller to stumble. That's okay! Just make sure you get back up on your feet and keep walking.

WJE FUNERAL FOR OUR DEARLY DEPARTED @DAP ME UP

HE WILL BE MISSED.

SERVICE STARTS AT 1PM CENTRAL TIME (A LITTLE LESS THAN 10 MINUTES)

You know what kind of surprises me? Nobody on here has ever done an "Ask Me Anything." I guess the community's pretty niche and we all already know each other for the most part, but I think it would be a pretty fun activity, especially considering how many insane and stupid questions I'm sure everyone would come up with lmao