University jokes

What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?

"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"

Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?

What did Allah say when he created the universe?

-Allahu akbar!!!

What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?

Brigham Young and Boise State.

Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!

Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.

Heaven is like university: no one gets in.

Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.

Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.

Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

Want to hear a joke?

Ohio State football.

Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.

What college do cows go to?

The Mooniversity.

Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!

Why did the rapper go to space?

Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!

Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."