Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Heaven is like university, no one get in
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common, they’re yet to be discovered.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college? Bring them young
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
Your hair line so bad we needed to pull it from another universes
have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
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Stephen Hawkins died crossing the road, he was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
What collage do cows go to?- The Mooniversity
Did You Know? : The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
What are Micheal Jackson’s favourite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS
in a alternate universe: i dont know how to solve the power house of 10 but i do know how to pay taxes
Ur hairline and forged must be friends because they go way back further than the universe
What college can Steven Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
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Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search” as they would say. By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving. I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes. During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up. Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
