University jokes
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Memes
I'm the third one 😅
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Want to hear a joke?
Ohio State football.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.