Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
What are Micheal Jackson’s favourite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS
What college can Steven Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Ur hairline and forged must be friends because they go way back further than the universe
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
