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My mom:what movie do u want to see. Me:uhhh-

A black and white movie poster of a bear, with white powder surrounding it. The movie title "Cocaine Bear" is written in red letters. Below the title it says, "Get in line February 24."

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I'm the third one 😅

The image shows three different characters from the movie Harry Potter with labels underneath describing their reactions during a final examination. The text on the image says "Three types of students during finals. OH, I KNOW THIS. I MUST REMEMBER SOMETHING. WHAT."

MEME LORD

A photograph of the Christian Universal Ministry team from 1980. The team members are wearing red and white uniforms with the word CUM printed on them.

Toast ツ

The ham is in fact processed

A slab of processed ham with text describing the ham as an "unholy meat obelisk" and its processing as an "abhorrence" while also saying that it is a “declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order”.

Heroin Monkey

A Hot Pockets package with the text "Made with 100% existential dread. THE ENDLESS COSMIC VOID with the sound of a thousand collapsing stars in a suffocating groan." Instead of a typical filling, the inside shows black tentacles and other strange shapes. There is also text describing the product as "OVERWHELMINGLY STUFFED WITH VISIONS OF THE ABYSS -THE SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE - THE LENGTH OF TIME - THE EDGE OF REALITY" The label says "Nestle Hot Pockets"

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A text-based image showing a conversation. The text reads: "Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call: drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? my advisor: um..yes? drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET? my advisor: ...yes *wild cheering over phone from bar*"

ohio nugget

lol

A young man with a grey hoodie and a backpack is sitting outside. The text on top reads: "Don't worry I got this." The text below him says: "I just got out of Genetics Class". The man is smiling.

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon shows a man standing atop a large pile of money, holding a sign that says "TAX CUTS." He is yelling "YOU JUST WANT FREE STUFF!!" while pointing at a group of people holding signs that say "Affordable Housing", "Universal Healthcare", and "Affordable College".

Heroin Monkey

The text says "Schrödinger's blowjob?" followed by a description of a hypothetical scenario. It states that while blindfolded one receives the best blowjob ever. The identity of the person is not known and it could be anyone such as Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold or even the fireman's cat. The question asked is if you would take off the blindfold to find out, or just leave it on.

TechPriestGotDrip

A red and gold robot with glowing green eyes and a silver head is holding a burning red sword. The text on the image reads, "when you create a distraction that ends up saving the universe. Heor"

blach66

The Mathew scale

The image shows four different versions of a person named Mathew, labeled "Smexy Mathew," "Master Mind Mathew," "Mathew High on Weed," and "Normal Mathew." Each is depicted with a warped or manipulated image, placed under a visual representation of curved spacetime. Text on the image reads, "Heaviest objects in the universe."

Thoughtless

The image shows two scenes. The top scene depicts three dinosaurs sitting at desks in an office, using computers. The bottom scene is a simple 8 bit game with a man facing a cactus in a desert.

DIANEE

The image is a screenshot of a Google search result for "Kash Register 2016 - Loyola Marymount University", with the text "Kash Register 2016. Loyola Law School Project for the Innocent to Celebrate Innocence Day with Exoneree Speakers & Film Screening." below the title.

blach66

The image shows four images arranged in a grid with a black background. The text at the top of each column reads: 'The Him,' 'My Shit,' 'Super Smexy Spongebob,' and 'Light Switches.' Below these are, respectively, a yellow head with pecs, a Pou game image, a Spongebob image, and a light switch. At the bottom, it reads 'Heaviest Objects In The Universe'