What happened to the woman who sliped in a sea food restaurant? Um...I don't know what? She sliped on a mussel!
Hi um okay...Knock! Knock! whoes there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key! Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: Beutiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!
so um uh i like people who like people who like people
Gwen: Hi sir how are you? Tj: Good... you? Gwen: I am super duper good! And where is your date It seems like you need one 😉! Tj: 😏. Gwen: Here this is your guest hall pass...you may...come in my friend! Tj: Thanks but um don't you think you should be um getting in side too? Gwen: 🙁. No thanks sir but I have to work...I am the staff so bye! 😁. Tj: NO!!!!!!
1 day later. Gwen: 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤰🤰🤰👩👧👦
zre um be carefulll when useing a gun ok and meh not fat boy
hey wake um I just mured you family but I live alone then who are these people in your house they are people in my house well not any more dum bitch you welcome you could have died
two geys came in to the bar and said what's um you big faf mother of hell
um please do not swear there is no need could you maybe just find clean jokes.
The patient said when will this be over? "The doctor said after you die." The patient says "was that a morbid joke." The doctor says "well um actually you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure." The patient says "well its a bright day maybe if you weren't clumsy."
What did the people do to the ceased after tests.
They bari-um
So I went to a mall and I was finna buy sumn...and I saw a little boy and he said "hello",so then I past by him and he said "hi" and I was like "hi nigga" and he said "um just wondering sumn..."i mean I like jokes but what is dark humor?" And i was like "umm🤔.. its like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy with out legs? Tell him to stand up"...and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"...aight nigga peace and look out😏😉
um... (no idea what joke i should tell)
Where did the mouse go? To the mouse-um!
blood is red.bruses are blue i ferget the rest...um i hate you...?
Um honey I'm glad your done but um WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I"M PRETTY SURE FACES DON"T BEND THAT WAY!!
When you say to your dad ............................... AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! DAD BE LIKE ....... WHO WANTS MY SON NAN BE LIKE ME KID BE LIKE ........AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX WHAT ARE ROUX SAYS NAN UM THERE YOUR LIFE SAVINGS NAN BE LIKE LETS GET SOME ROUX
Why were parts of the soviet union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2? They couldn't beet the Nazis. bud um ching
what do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming..........a blood bath...bud um pst
you mama so fat she filed um min crafts block limit lol XD
