Er jokes

What do you call a cow eating grass?

A Lawn Moo-er.

I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!

Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.

Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers

Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied her!

She really wanted a boner.

So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"

Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?

JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.

What do you call a suspicious dog?

A sussy bark-er.

Also gehen Addison, Gwen und Bradley alle in eine Bar. Dann schreien sie alle an, sie sollen aufhören, Bier zu trinken, weil sie es nicht mögen. Dann schreien sie den Barkeeper an und sagen, er solle das Bier nicht verkaufen, weil sie es nicht mögen. Die Kunden lachen sie als Paviane aus.

Was machen Addison, Gwen und Bradley? Sie kommen auf diese Seite und argumentieren, dass Witze zu gemein sind, und weil sie sie nicht mögen, stoppen sie jeden, der sie als WITZ macht. Das Ende.

Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.

What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?

Hamburg-ER.

What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.

Did you hear Biden went to the ER?

He's having a little trouble with his Putin.

Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.

Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.

What do you call the middle of a penny?

A center (get it? Cent-er).

Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!

What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?

Everything.

"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."