what do you get if you add ER onto Hamburg
Hamburg-ER
What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er
Knock Knock Who's There? Tank Tank who? You'er Welcome.
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar
Q: What's a Ships Least Favorite Food A: IceBurg-ERS
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
She really wanted a BO N ER
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied 'er!
Interviewer: Hey Jfk, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J? Jfk: I er ah Bang Bang
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always new the ant er
Did you hear Biden went to the ER? He's having a little trouble with his Putin
What can hold anything on the moon , a. Crate-er
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget
what do you call a middle of a penney? a center (get it cent-er)
Computers are females because when it's down you always charg ER
you'er mom
Also gehen Addison, Gwen und Bradley alle in eine Bar. Dann schreien sie alle an, sie sollen aufhören, Bier zu trinken, weil sie es nicht mögen. Dann schreien sie den Barkeeper an und sagen, er solle das Bier nicht verkaufen, weil sie es nicht mögen. Die Kunden lachen sie als Paviane aus. Was machen Addison, Gwen und Bradley? Sie kommen auf diese Seite und argumentieren, dass Witze zu gemein sind, und weil sie sie nicht mögen, stoppen sie jeden, der sie als WITZ macht. Das Ende
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