Ugliness

Ugliness jokes

Sister

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Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.

Ex

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When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.

Momma

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Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

Wife

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A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?

The husband answers her: Pretty.

The wife responds: Thank yo-

The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!

Life Story

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Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!

But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3

Mama

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Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

Guy

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This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!

Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!

http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters

You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!

Mama

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Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Mama

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Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Mama

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Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Blowjob

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How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

Life

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Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.