Ugliness

Ugliness jokes

Wife

A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?

The husband answers her: Pretty.

The wife responds: Thank yo-

The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!

Momma

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

Memes

Guy

This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!

Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!

http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters

You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!

Orphan

Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?

Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Weight

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

Ass

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

Comeback

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?

Doctor

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Face

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

Upgrade

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Fat

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.