Ugliness jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.

Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.

Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!

But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3

Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.

This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!

Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!

http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters

You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!

You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

Why don't you have a life?

Because you're ugly.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.