Ugliness jokes
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.