Ugliness jokes
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.