Ugliness

Ugliness jokes

Sister

Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.

Ex

When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.

Woman

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad.

Yo mama

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Memes

Guy

This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!

Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!

http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters

You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!

Mama

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Mama

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Blowjob

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

Boy

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

Doctor

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

Upgrade

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Life

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Fat

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

Insult

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭