Ugliness jokes

They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.

You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.

Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.

If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.

Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?

Because the format of them is ugly.

You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.

Dani: What's so funny?

Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!

Dani: WHY!!!!!!!

Bully: Agh, you're ugly!

Me: Said your mom when you were born.

If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.

One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!

Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.