Ugliness jokes
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"