Ugliness jokes

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?

Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.