Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: ðŸ˜
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Yo momma so ugly the Devil started going to church
Yo Mama So Ugly When She Entered The Scare Factory She Came Out With a Job Application
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Even the twin towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass
