Yo mama so ugly that when she turned on the tv it changed channels by it self
yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirror and it broke
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh I forgot that is your ass it's so ugly you stupid-looking bitch
boy: i dead girl: is that why your so ugly? boy: no, i was just born this way
your mamma so ugly when the baby came out of her the baby didn't cry the baby said what the hell is this shit and walked out of the hospital.
Your is so ugly that aliens don’t come here
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY
rose are red, violet are blue, you told me I'm ugly nah you look like a monkey
Ur so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction (joke from the internet)
your hairlines so ugly it made michael Jackson lean back
Anybody can use this:)
Slow and steady wins the race but it won't fix ur ugly face 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
your mum is so ugly she tried to join a ugly competition they said sorry no pervecinoals
The way u are so ugly ur parents even regret the day u were born
The way u are so black when ur mom is bathing u in the dark she has to put flour in the water to see u 🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Koolaid Man busted through her wall, he said “Oh no!”
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account? You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that- (Destroys phone cutely)
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better
