Ugliness jokes
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Which sex position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Hello, Goodbye
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.
If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.
If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"