Ugliness jokes

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?

Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.