Ugliness jokes
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.