Ugliness jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
Comment if I'm ugly.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.
My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.
He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"
"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.
Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"
If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.
If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.
If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.