Ugliness jokes

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?

Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?

When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!