Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
