Ugliness jokes
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."