Ugliness jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.

His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.

If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"

I want your weight, not your phone number.

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!