Ugliness jokes

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.

Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.

His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.

Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.

If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.

Bully 2: Look in a mirror.

Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.