Ugliness jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.

Bully 2: Look in a mirror.

Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

I want your weight, not your phone number.