Ugliness Jokes

I want your weight not your phone number

If mom seen u she will die and be happy bc of u being ugly

his hairline so ugly that martin luther kind had a dream about it

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

when you ask for plastic surgery they said 'we could not fix you but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face'

Ms Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that. Little Johnny: Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.