Ugliness jokes
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
An ugly, poor teenage girl found a genie lamp in her backyard. The genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes, but under 1 condition."
"What is it?" she asked.
"After I grant your final wish, you have to have sex with me," the genie replied.
"Okay, for my 1st wish, I wish to be the prettiest girl at my school," the genie snapped his fingers and made her pretty.
"For my 2nd wish, I wish for my family to be rich," the genie snapped his fingers and told her her family is now the richest in town.
"And your final wish?" the genie asked.
"I wish I had a sabertoothed vagina."
You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.