Ugliness jokes

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.

If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!

Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.

Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!