Ugliness jokes
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.