Ugliness jokes

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.

If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"

I want your weight, not your phone number.

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.

Bully 2: Look in a mirror.

Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."