Ugliness jokes
I want your weight, not your phone number.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."