Ugliness jokes

The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.

Bully 2: Look in a mirror.

Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.

His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.

Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.