Type jokes
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇
👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D
If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
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Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.