Type jokes
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What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇
👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D
If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Memes
An ordinary image of different types of hairstyles.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."