Type jokes
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
Best way to do it.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
"I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."
"What type of book is it?"
"An autobiography."
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.