Type Jokes

What’s the only type of Batteries that they use in prisons? Durracell

What did the dumb kid call ratios?

A type of cereal

whats Stephen Hawking favourite type of car on fire? Hot wheels

What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday

A Cake By The Ocean

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?

Catching BIG BASS

Hi um okay...Knock! Knock! whoes there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key! Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: Beutiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!

Wade. You're a joke. The worst joke.

Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not. I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.

Maybe I'm just too old at this point.

A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar

When the doctor saw this, he said

"From Type 2 Diabetes"

Get it?

What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes

A SELFIE

What is a Mexican favorite type of dog.A Chihuahua

my sister said downlaod amoug us on my ipad so i did then she teached me to play then she told me a code and told me where to put it and i typed in the code then she was the imposter and i was a crewmate so i was sticking with her and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

What type of fish goes best with peanut butter? Jellyfish!

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

my fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type, after performing some tests the doctor said " well the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."

What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?

Rhyme Boots

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

Eeee is a time for a tree night out to a tree 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree

Ok I'm so sorry ALYA, and Drew I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I missed typed can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(