Type jokes
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar...
"GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts, "We don't serve your type!"
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"