Type jokes

What has a head, a tail, but no body?

Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.

I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...

What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?

The SPA-ghetti!

*insert ba dum tss here*

What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?

BOO-TY JEANS!

Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇

👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D

If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?

Snap, crackle, and RAP!

"Who am I? Why am I typing?"

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?

Catching BIG BASS.

What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.

Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!

Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.

What did the dumb kid call ratios?

A type of cereal.

What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?

A Cake By The Ocean.

Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.

Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.

I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.

Maybe I'm just too old at this point.

A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.

When the doctor saw this, he said,

"From Type 2 Diabetes!"

Get it?

What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?

A selfie.

What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?

A Chihuahua.

Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.

Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...

Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?

A. Gallows humor.