Type jokes
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇
👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D
If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.
I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.