Type jokes
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
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What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.