Type jokes

Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

"Chelsea is the most consistent team.

One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅

When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣

What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.

Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:

Up

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.

What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

Spam.

What type of clock is both cringe and an app?

TikTok.

What's your favorite type of flour?

Don't know.

Mines self-raising.

What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!

I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.

If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.

Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.

Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.

Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.

Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.

Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.

Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.

Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.

What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?

A bald eagle.