Type jokes

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.

What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

Spam.

What type of clock is both cringe and an app?

TikTok.

What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.

What's your favorite type of flour?

Don't know.

Mines self-raising.

You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”

I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.

If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.

Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.

Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.

Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.

Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.

Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.

Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.

Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.

What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?

A bald eagle.

What type of apple grows on a tree?

All of them.

What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.

What has a head, a tail, but no body?

Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.

I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...

What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?

The SPA-ghetti!

*insert ba dum tss here*

What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?

BOO-TY JEANS!