Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
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what has a head a tail but no body?
Type answer in chat
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's COOLIO
Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇
👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D
If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
