Type jokes
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. ðŸ˜
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
Memes
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What has a head, a tail, but no body?