Type jokes
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅