Type jokes
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.