Type jokes
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Memes
Meme:
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣