whats the twin towers' favorite type of transport? PLANES
What type of people have the record of most amount of stories read? Emos, their still in the air
When we talk of our x some people talk of their xxx đ€Ł
"Chelsea is the most consistent team. One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October it's just like menstrual cycle. If they don't win in November, judt know that they're pregnant." đ
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming. She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. đ
Tell rumors about me but please don't say am in love relationship
Whatâs Whitney Houstonâs favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Whatâs better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I donât know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
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What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying âOoh, I love how smooth it is.â
yo hairline go so far back they got thier own fasion type
Deals is bully right Denise like a bully type of rock is a piggy
What type of bee cant fly...
Answer: Kobeee
Hoow on god's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies
What type of comedy can't steven hawking do?
STAND UP COMEDY
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? 2 planes
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
what type of apple grows on a tree? - all of them
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo"