Type jokes

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔

Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.

There are two types of people, avoid them both.

Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.

What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?

PG movies.

What instrument do skeletons play?

The Trombone!

What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!

What is the best type of bath bomb?

A toaster.

What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?

Mic Drops.

What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?

"Rap-tures."

What's a rapper's favorite type of car?

A RAPMOBILE!

Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.

What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.

When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

"Chelsea is the most consistent team.

One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅

What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?

Family jokes.

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality.

Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:

Up