Type jokes
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.