Type jokes

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.

What type of jam do aliens like?

Space Jam!

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔

There are two types of people, avoid them both.

Which type of nut goes to outer space?

An astro-nut.

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.

Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.

What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?

PG movies.

What is the best type of bath bomb?

A toaster.

What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?

I.C.E. water.

What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:

Up

My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.

What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?

Family jokes.

What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.