Two jokes
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Two air vents walked into a bar.
The third one ducted.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.