Two jokes
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Memes
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Two air vents walked into a bar.
The third one ducted.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.