Two jokes

Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.

"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."

Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?

A: "Those are two nice towers right there."

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.

Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?

Because they lost two towers already.

When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.

Twin Towers are on fire.

The terrorist has a streak of two.

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?

I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!

What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What are two things that an orphan can’t have?

Two parents.

Two friends fighting.

Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"

Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."

Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?

Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.

My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.

So did my friend on the right.

I had a dream of skiing.

There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.

One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.

Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?

They fell apart.

Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.