Two jokes
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.