Twin Towers jokes
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Just do it.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Cancer.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
I'm Gay.
9/11.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"