Twin Towers jokes

Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen and two towers.

The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.

Why can't New York City play chess?

Because they lost 2 towers!

What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.

Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>

Why did 10 run away?

Now it's 8, 9/11.

They made a movie about 9/11.

It was a big hit.

I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.

Beans, your mum is fat!

So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?

Wow, these jokes are lit.

Some might say even killer!

All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.

These are just plain wrong jokes.

What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?

It's raining planes! Hallelujah!

Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"

Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?

They di2s drying plans.

What's brown and white with red all over?

Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.

Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?

Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."