Twin Towers jokes

Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.

If the US ate chicken, it would die.

What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!

Cancer.

What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.

I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.

He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.

I'm Gay.

9/11.

Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?

The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.

Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?

Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?

New York Jets.

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?

My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.

America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."

Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"