Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Twin Towers Jokes
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
