Twin Towers jokes
your mom
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
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What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
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Some might say even killer!
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
9/11.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Biden did 9/10.
pussi
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.