Twin Towers jokes
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.