Twin Towers jokes
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Goofy ahh jokes below.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Cancer.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
I'm Gay.
9/11.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.