Twin Towers jokes
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Cancer.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
I'm Gay.
9/11.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.