Twin Towers jokes
Fuck me.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Goofy ahh jokes below.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
Cancer.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
I'm Gay.
9/11.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.