Twin Towers jokes
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Your hairline.
Your mum!
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"