Twin Towers jokes
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
I'm Gay.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Y'all smell like ass!
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.