Twin Towers jokes
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Your hairline.
Your mum!
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
Beans, your mum is fat!
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.