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Twin Towers Jokes
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
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Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
