Twin Towers jokes
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!