Twin Towers jokes
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Your hairline.
Your mum!
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>