Twin Towers jokes
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
"That plane lookin kinda low."
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Your hairline.
Your mum!
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?