Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Pentagon

Why is the Pentagon mad?

Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.

Similarity

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

Teacher

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

Victim

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

Difference

What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?

Pizza deliveries get their orders right.

Victim

What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

Both were owned by their own kind.

9/11

If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

Orphan

What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.

Block

What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?

9/11.

9/11

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

Pizza

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?

Two large planes!

Tower

Why are Americans such good chess players?

Because they lost two towers.