Twin Towers jokes
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
"That plane lookin kinda low."
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Your hairline.
Your mum!
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Beans, your mum is fat!
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?