Twin Towers jokes
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Your hairline.
Your mum!
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Beans, your mum is fat!
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
These are just plain wrong jokes.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.