Twin Towers jokes
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.