Twin Towers jokes
Your mum!
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Beans, your mum is fat!
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.