"I’m coming for you two!"
Twin Towers Jokes
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
Y'all smell like ass!
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
