Twin Towers jokes
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
These are just plain wrong jokes.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
Beans, your mum is fat!
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.