Twin Towers jokes
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! š® You could say they dialed that correctly.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
Why canāt American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Ass.