Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Victim

What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

Both were owned by their own kind.

9/11

If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

Orphan

What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.

Block

What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?

9/11.

9/11

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

Pizza

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?

Two large planes!

Tower

Why are Americans such good chess players?

Because they lost two towers.

Content

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Tower

Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.

Body

Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.