Twin Towers jokes
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Beans, your mum is fat!
These are just plain wrong jokes.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!