Twin Towers jokes
Your hairline.
Your mum!
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
Beans, your mum is fat!
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
These are just plain wrong jokes.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.