Twin Towers jokes
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Goofy ahh jokes below.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Fuck me.
Mama milky?
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.