Twin Towers jokes
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Ooo.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
Biden did 9/10.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.