haha joke haha
What does 9/11 and covid-19 have in common? I couldn't give a fuck about either
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke
why are the american bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Are you the twin towers because I would smash you
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
why were the people in the twin towers upset? they ordered pepperoni pizza but instead they got plane
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!
why can't America play clash of clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
