Twin Towers jokes
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".