Twin Towers jokes
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.