Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

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Chess

Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen and two towers.

Osama

Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"

Terrorist

What's brown and white with red all over?

Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.

Terrorist

Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?

They di2s drying plans.

Terrorist

Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?

Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."

Pilot

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

Tower

Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.

Work

It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.

I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.