Twin Towers jokes
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'