Twin Towers jokes
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Cancer.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
I'm Gay.
9/11.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?