Twin Towers jokes
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Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
Goofy ahh jokes below.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
Cancer.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.