Twin Towers jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
Knock, knock.
“Who's there?”
“The Twin Towers.”
“The Twin Towers who?”
“I thought you'd never forget.”
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Get pranked, bozo!
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!