Twin Towers jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.