Twin Towers jokes
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
"I’m coming for you two!"
Your hairline.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.