Twin Towers jokes
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Like this if you are in foster care.
9/11
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.