Twin Towers jokes
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.