Twin Towers jokes
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"