We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
9/11
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Like this if you are in foster care.
my name is jamar and i come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR-
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
pussi
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
