Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Tower

The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.

They were plane as usual.

Pig

What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?

They always getting hit.

Tower

The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!

Victim

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

Tower

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

PTSD

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

Plane

Who crashed the plane?

1. Abu Faram? - terrorist

2. The little kid Joseph?

3. The passed out pilot?

Or Jamal?

Attack

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

Baby

Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?

They never get old.

Slap

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

People

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

Phone

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

Tower

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

Man

The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.

That is just plain wrong.