Twin Towers jokes
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.