Twin Towers jokes
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?