Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Plane

Who crashed the plane?

1. Abu Faram? - terrorist

2. The little kid Joseph?

3. The passed out pilot?

Or Jamal?

Man

The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.

That is just plain wrong.

Tower

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

Twin

What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?

"Jenga!"

Attack

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

Tower

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

People

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

Baby

Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?

They never get old.

Slap

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

Phone

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

Parent

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

Plane

What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"

Victim

Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?

They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.