Twin Towers

Twin Towers Jokes

Worker

Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.

Osama

"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"

Twin

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

9/11

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

Difference

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

Alligator

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅

Pilot

Q: Why was the pilot sad?

A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀

Kid

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

Song

Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?

A: "Free Fallin'"

Friend

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

Issue

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

Design

Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?

A: No, what happened?

Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!

People

Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??

Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!

Plane

I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.

He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.

Site

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.