Twin Towers jokes
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.