Twin Towers jokes
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
Like this if you are in foster care.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.