Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

People

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

Baby

Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?

They never get old.

Slap

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

Phone

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

Parent

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

Plane

What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"

Victim

Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?

They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.

Pilot

Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.

Passengers: *Clap*

Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.

Flight Attendant: And what is that?

Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*

Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---

Pilot

POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.

Tower

What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?

He he he haw.

9/11

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."