Twin Towers jokes
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Like this if you are in foster care.
9/11
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."