Twin Towers jokes
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.