Twin Towers jokes
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
When your plane heads for New York...
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!