Twin Towers jokes
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
Like this if you are in foster care.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.