Twin Towers jokes
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
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9/11
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.