Twin Towers jokes
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Like this if you are in foster care.
9/11
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
pussi
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.