Twin Towers jokes
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.