Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Why is the leaning tower of pisa leaning?
It has better reactions then the twin towers.
Why did the twin towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni but they got plain.
the twin towers orded pepepepepeproni pizza, instead they got plain
Twin towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs they got "plain"
I rate these jokes 9/11
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
