Twin Towers jokes
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.