Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Tower

Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?

Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.

People

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

Taco

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

Tower

What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.

Tower

The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.

They were plane as usual.

Pig

What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?

They always getting hit.

Tower

The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!

Victim

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

Tower

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

PTSD

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

Plane

Who crashed the plane?

1. Abu Faram? - terrorist

2. The little kid Joseph?

3. The passed out pilot?

Or Jamal?

Attack

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

Baby

Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?

They never get old.

Slap

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.