Twin Towers jokes
Butthole.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."