Twin Towers jokes
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.