Twin Towers jokes
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Butthole.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.