Twin Towers jokes
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Butthole.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.