The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny... They never get old
Jokes about the Twin towers and planes usually crash and burn
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds
