Twin Towers jokes
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.