Twin Towers jokes
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Butthole.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.