Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

People

How do you scare a lot of people in New York?

Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."

Tower

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

Guy

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

Flame

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

Jet

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

Man

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

Math

What is the similarity between math and buildings?

Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.

Bet

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

Airplane

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

Tower

Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?

Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.

People

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

Taco

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

Tower

What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.