Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Twin Towers Jokes
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
