Twin Towers jokes
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Ur next.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
It was 9/10.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.