Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Twin

Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?

After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........

Chess

Why are people from New York so bad at chess?

Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).

Board

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

Gravity

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

People

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

Bagel

What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.

Girl

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Tower

What did the tower say to the other?

"Man, someone's on fire today!"

Difference

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

Tower

Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?

Dad

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.