Twin Towers jokes
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Ur next.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
It was 9/10.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?