Twin Towers jokes
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
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Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!