Twin Towers jokes
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
I'm Pickle Rick!
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
It was 9/10.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.