Twin Towers jokes
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
I'm Pickle Rick!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.