Twin Towers jokes

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

All these jokes really hijacking my mind.

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.

I'm Pickle Rick!

Why are people from New York so bad at chess?

Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).

What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?

9:11 AM

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost 2 towers.

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

Are you the twin towers?

Because I want to crash inside of you.

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?

After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

What did the tower say to the other?

"Man, someone's on fire today!"

Ur next.

What's the emergency number, Jimmy?

Jimmy: 9/11!