Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Difference

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

Tower

Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?

Dad

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

Class

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Cousin

Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?

Girlfriend

One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.

Sticker

I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.

Tower

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”

Terrorist

What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

Covid

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.