Twin Towers jokes

Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀

British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎

Famous last words.

Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”

What was one cool thing about Hitler?

He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.

All these jokes really hijacking my mind.

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

How do terrorists feed their babies?

Here comes the airplane...

HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.

I'm Pickle Rick!

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.

lmao why do people think they can fly?

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

Are you the twin towers?

Because I want to crash inside of you.

What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?

9:11 AM

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost 2 towers.

Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?

After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........