Twin Towers jokes
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Comment your favorite sport.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.