Twin Towers jokes
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Just do it.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.