Twin Towers jokes
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Just do it.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.