Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Twin

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

Documentary

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

World Trade Center

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? šŸ¤”

Pizza

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

Tower

11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.

Twin

What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?

They both fell on my dad.

Tower

What did the one tower say to the other?

"Here comes the airplane!"