Twin Towers jokes
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Ooo.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Biden did 9/10.
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
Mama milky?
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?