Twin Towers jokes
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."