Twin Towers jokes
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Just do it.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.