Twin Towers jokes
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Ummmm 67.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Cancer.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
9/11.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"