Twin Towers jokes
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.