Twin Towers jokes
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What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
It was 9/10.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.