Twin Towers jokes
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the airport!
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Ur next.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
It was 9/10.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.