Twin Towers jokes
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Ooo.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
The twins are falling down.