Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Balls.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
I feel like the twin towers, I’m broken
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Butthole.
Why didn’t twin towers like there pizza
Cause it was plain
