Twin Towers jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
lmao why do people think they can fly?
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Ur next.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
It was 9/10.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”