Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Covid

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

Parent

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

Tower

What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower.

Dad

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

Crash

I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?

Time

Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.

They’re already getting closer.

Building

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.

Plane

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."

Titanic

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

Plane

What did the twin tower say to the other?

"I need to catch this plane."

Subway

Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!

Pilot

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.