Twin Towers jokes
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
lmao why do people think they can fly?
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Ur next.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
It was 9/10.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.