Twin Towers jokes

Ever seen twins?

If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?

I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.

One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.

lmao why do people think they can fly?

I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”

Why can't Americans play chess?

They lost two towers.

What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.

What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?

Two large planes.

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower.

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.

I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?