Twin Towers jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Ur next.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
It was 9/10.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.