Twin Towers jokes
lmao why do people think they can fly?
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Ur next.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
It was 9/10.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.