What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Twin Towers Jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
Balls.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
