Twin Towers jokes
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
your mom
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.