Twin Towers jokes
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.