Twin Towers jokes

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Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they lost two towers.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

Famous last words.

Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”

What was one cool thing about Hitler?

He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.

All these jokes really hijacking my mind.

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.

I'm Pickle Rick!

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.

What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?

9:11 AM

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

Are you the twin towers?

Because I want to crash inside of you.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost 2 towers.

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."