Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

9/11

On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.

Tower

Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?

Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.

People

"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

Reader

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.

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  • 9/11

    I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

    The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

    Tea

    Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀

    British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎

    Tower

    Famous last words.

    Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”

    Hitler

    What was one cool thing about Hitler?

    He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.

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  • Gravity

    Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

    9/11

    I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

    Girlfriend

    You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

    Pizza

    Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.