Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Twin Towers Jokes
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Ur next.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
It was 9/10.
