Twin Towers jokes
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.