Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Pizza

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.

Lego

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

Pilot

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

Tower

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost 2 towers.

Jump

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

Twin

Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?

After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........

Chess

Why are people from New York so bad at chess?

Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).

People

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

Bagel

What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.

Girl

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Tower

What did the tower say to the other?

"Man, someone's on fire today!"