Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Ur next.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
It was 9/10
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
What kinda pizza did the twin towers order? Two plains
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What did the twin towers order for dinner
2 large planes
