Twin Towers jokes

It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.

Who is older than the Twin Towers?

Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.

What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.

Like this if you have ever had a family member die.

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!

What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"

Smash or pass the Twin Towers?

Planes: Smash

What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.

Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.

I beat up my twin friends with a plane.

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa

What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.