Twin Towers jokes

"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...

After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?

No, it’s a 9/11 victim.

Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.

Like this if you have ever had a family member die.

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

I beat up my twin friends with a plane.

What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.

Smash or pass the Twin Towers?

Planes: Smash

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.

Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.

What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"

Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa