Twin Towers jokes
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄