Twin Towers jokes
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Memes
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa