Twin Towers jokes
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.