Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Why were the twin towers mad? Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese
smash or pass the twin towers planes:smash
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?You can't unscrew a pregnant woman
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
