Twin Towers jokes
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What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
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Allah akbar.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
These are as weak as the towers.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.