Twin Towers jokes
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
I am awesome, look at me!
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.