It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Twin Towers Jokes
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
