Twin Towers jokes
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
I am awesome, look at me!
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.