Twin Towers jokes
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
I gotta do terrorist :)
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
Frère l'été ici!
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All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.