Twin Towers jokes
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.