Twin Towers jokes
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.