Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

One

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

Plane

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!

Twin

I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.

Twin

Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?

Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".

Plane

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

Tower

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

Chess

I guess in British chess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without two towers.

Terrorist

Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?

He was actually quite funny...

He just blew the delivery.

(I'll show myself out).

Pilot

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

Bf

What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both never get erect.

9/11

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

Tower

Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tower

Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Reader

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.