Twin Towers jokes
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
You might think these jokes are plane.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.