Twin Towers jokes
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!