Twin Towers jokes
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!