Twin Towers jokes
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.