Twin Towers jokes
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.