Twin Towers jokes

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

Boom, it went.

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

2,996 kill streak, boom!

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was such a good pilot.

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.

Who is older than the Twin Towers?

Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.

It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.

"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...