Twin Towers jokes

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

2,996 kill streak, boom!

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

Boom, it went.

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?

No, it’s a 9/11 victim.

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!

After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔

"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...

Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!