Twin Towers jokes
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Memes
Type shit.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. π§¨
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!