You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Twin Towers Jokes
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
