Twin Towers jokes
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.