Twin Towers jokes
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.