What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11 ... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb
What's were the twin towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni yet plane arrived!!!
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
