Twin Towers

Twin Towers Jokes

Dog

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

Mate

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

9/11

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

9/11

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

Pilot

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

Bomb

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

9/11

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

Pepperoni

Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!

Family

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

Weed

After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔

Billy Bob

Who is older than the Twin Towers?

Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.

Kamikaze

What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?

"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."

CIA

What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.

Plane

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

Football

Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!

Plane

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.