Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Dog

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

Mate

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

Memes

Car

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

Disaster

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

9/11

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

9/11

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

Dad

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

Pilot

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

Bomb

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

Pepperoni

Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!

Family

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

Weed

After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... πŸ˜”

Billy Bob

Who is older than the Twin Towers?

Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.

CIA

What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.

Plane

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.