Twin Towers jokes
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
Memes
Type shit.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. π§¨
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... π
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.