Twin Towers jokes

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.

In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.

What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?

"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."

After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔

Get pranked, bozo!

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.

Why is America so bad at playing chess?

They lost two towers.

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.

The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.

What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."

Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?

Because they wanted something plain.

My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔