Uber Eats jokes
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."