What do cannibals call a wheelchair user...Uber eats
Why did the twin towers go to uber eats? Because they wanted something plain.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers. He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away