Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play trash is always in your way. LOL
ex-bf's gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid while the shooter tries to shoot him the emo kid dodges the bullets like the matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots him self.
I tried to have phone sex once.
but the holes were to small
TELL ME YOU DONE THIS WITH OUT YOU TELL ME YOU DONE THIS.!!! so we all know when yall where in school yall would fart but yall would try to make it silent. but for me that one day I farted loud and every one could hear. every one got to blame the annoying kid.
so little johnny seen a robbery so he tried to stop the robber to the robbers surprise he was amazed so johnny got 20 shots to the head the end
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son. We both drank them at the same time, and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge. The gf goes - Johnny, why your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
Ebay is so useless i tried searching up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches
why was the people's wedding so miserable... cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky they agreed to never try to have another wedding
One day i told a kid what 2 x 12 was he said he didn't know i said lets go to my basement and figure it out he is still in my basement trying to do the equation
when i try to call my friend i can't get through because my name is Lin Kon and the operator Keeps saying yes Mr president
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church but instead the birds chirp chirp chirp let's go to church
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine ro do this.
Is it a bad to hit an orphan? What are they gonna do tell their parents? Well... I mean they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
I tried to eat a clock the other day. it was very time consuming
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
I tried to get into an emo bar but I didn't make the cut.
my brother tried to hit this guy with a plan and but hit the twin towers
