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I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when i was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled, Thats a THRILLER.

An emo tried to give a tree a hive but it left him haning

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday? Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day. Teacher: Why is that your least favorite? Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive. Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

If you think the Guy Calling you fat is offensive Try Salad 🥗

I tried to name my grass emo so it will cut itself

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dads friend and I would take him home, he just curled up into a ball and started crying, kidnapping must be easy.

Why do your orphans don’t drink beer. Because last time they did he went to suck some dudes toes then he try to take him to his parents but I guess that never happened

You so far you tried to eat the word edible

I tried to calculate 3/(my life) and I kept getting zero

i tried to play with Rock but it was hard

Hey math: I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!

a boy walks into some woods with a phone and his friend comes by and asks what are you doing? the pauses then says trying some bird calls!

I almost got run over by a car For the rest of the day I was Taking the backseat as I was wheely Tried

I asked my daddy what sex was he said wanna cum and try it

I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying.

STUPID FAKER IF UR TRYING TO GET ME TO LEAVE THE SITE IT WON'T WORK

I tried to catch yodeling but he evoled to yodingalig

Why are there no women in the NFL? Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity. So the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch shed have to be?