Tried making 911 jokes but none it kept falling apart
Bro plz block Kimberly Jones she keeps trying to scam ppl
I photo bombed someones selfie and then they yelled "Why would you do that i was trying to take a family photo!"
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics , It should be a piece of cake !
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
being asked for advice: after a failed suicide attempt what advice do you have for people out there as a suicide professional don,t try this at home
thanks to the voice who keeps telling to let go he is my only motivation for trying again
I killed 5 orphan's and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
i try and try every day.. but 5 keep comibg out theres so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
JFK tried meditating he told everyone he is very open-minded.
The emo kid tried to give the tree high five but the tree left him hanging.
Your dad went to get the milk but there he was actually trying to find his father.............he wasn't there
*2 friends fighting* Friend 3: cut it out you two!! Friend 4: it wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried...
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five but instead, he ended up hanging
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to smell her own nose
A man got pulled over and the policeman had stepped out and said do you know how fast you were going and the man said I was trying to catch up with the traffic and the officer said there is no traffic the man said exactly that’s how far behind I am
A Doctor walks into his office and look his paitent in the eyes "Sir you have to stop Jerking off." The Man ask "Why?" The Doctor then says "Because im trying to examin you."
