What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit scucide. (YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)
If a depressed kid tries to high five a tree it leaves them hanging
Well I saw a stripper and she was try out bread
i was trying to make homemade baby powder until i realized it isn't made from babies , oops wrong ingredient ... smh
you are so white even nippon paint tried to sign you
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tryed to fight me so i said: IF you wanna fight me ill run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs ill already be down the stairs waiting and he started crying
If u tried to look at ur hairline in a mirror it wold shater into 100,000,000,000 pecies
yo mama so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for godzilla
Yo mama so stupid she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel
Ur so fat that when they tried to print a picture of u through the computer they couldn't fit u in the whole picture bc u were so big
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Roses are red violets are blue get the fuck out I’m trying to poo
Yo mamma so fat when she tried to sit down the chair ran away
Orphans have it lucky. When teachers threaten to call parents, the orhphans say, "Try me". When teacher's give homework, Orphans say, "Where?"
what happend when the emo tried to hi five a tree
it left him hanging
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed, and got eaten by the bat.
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew? Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
Tried making jokes about 9\11 but it just kept falling apart
