I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say 'press', but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised.
I tour up my homework, but I then replaced it with this copy it may look like it but trust me its diffrenet! The answers ARE RIGHT better than left!
Why can’t you trust an emo kid Cause they always leave you hanging
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheet dah!
I only trust people that like big butts.... they cannot lie.
my sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks im irresponsible so i throw it out the window
Listen my friends say i am gay but i tell them i am not because i am not happy in fact i have no life you are my friend i trust you with my life know can you take it
me: stops the quiet kid from getting bullied :him: dont come to school tommorow trust me :me "/
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then 😂
my wife accused me of cheating I told her she started to sound like my wife
Before Marriage Boy:At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even thing about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍 After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion 🦁
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Cause their computers flashed, Virus blocked!
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue. What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
So, I was walking down the path of my life with bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his. One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?" He, then, looks me straight in the eyes, and say,"Raw!"
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you And so did I too So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
ive done a skeleTON of work to think of this joke. trust me ive got a feumer jokes
I don't trust stairs there always up to something:D
