How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
Donald Trump Jokes
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.
After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
Trump did 1/6.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"
Trump: "Screw the women and children!"
Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
