*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
Donald trump will return to Twitter
Lmao trump and putin dislike my jokes 🤣 😂
Trump cheated somuch he cheated himself out of an election!
Why is trump always in debt, his university isn't paid off yet!
What's the difference between Obama and trump? Obama was a president and trump was a whiney bitch!
Trump like to grab em by the pussy putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands
Lock him up, you k ow trump!
A dead Russian is trumps accountant
White 40 year olds love little white kids and so does trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
What's blue, red and white and dead all over?
Trumps dead Russian mates
What did trump say to Ukraine when putin bombed them?
It was antifa!!!! And China!!!!
Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.” Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
A little riddle ... Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it? *time passes ... Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15? A MAGAzine.
Donald trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this
Your mom's so fat Donald trump built the wall round her
Why is Donald Trump so Mad Because he is a Trumpet
