Donald Trump Jokes

Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Why are Trump's ties so long?

Because they go all the way to Russia.

Trump is going too far.

He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.

The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...

so Trump can't tweet it.

How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.

How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.

What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.