Trip jokes
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!