Trip jokes
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Man: But I’m not dead yet.
Doctor: Are we there yet?
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.