Forestry jokes
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"
If trees could kill you, they wood.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?