Forestry jokes
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!