Rock-a-bye dummy in the tree top. When the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall. Down will come dummy, Cradle and all
What is black and white and sits in a tree? A fridge wearing a leather jacket XD
a treatment joke
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on pole-tree.
Whose climbing the tree ..... not Sarah who is in hospital .... Sarah
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
When you’re walking through the garden section at Walmart and you hear your grandpa screaming “They’re in the fucking trees!”
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke? You should leaf it alone
how do trees find each other, they log-ate!
When I trying to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
D you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears :3
I speak for the trees * Trees whisper in my ear* They said six million wasn't enough
Q) What do trees call deforestation ? A) TREASON
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
I always look at the earth and think 'ahh this is TREE-ific
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree? Ones a fucking tree.
I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest Son: wheres grandma?
How does an apple fall from a tree? I don't know ask Sir Isaac Newton!
What does an apple and a gay have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
y'all are wack at jokes, y'all suck.
