Tree jokes
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.