When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
Me talks to an orphan: hey I have a joke Orphan: go on then Me: your family tree
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
what is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree, one dead baby nailed to ten trees
