Tree jokes
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."