what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple
guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
whats the difference between an emo kid an a leaf... only the leaf reaches the ground.
I saw one kid in a game he went "I love you tree" hes was dumb as cant tell sorry/
What kind of tree can you High-Five? A Palm tree.
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out... The tree ghosted her
How do emos propose
Would you like to join my family tree
Friend #1: "Whats your favourite thing about trees?" Friend #2: "Apples" Me: "I can hang myself in them."
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
Me talks to an orphan: hey I have a joke Orphan: go on then Me: your family tree
your entire family tree must be a cactus because everyone in your family is such a prick
My sister is the weired dark one and emo of the family im the bright happy one once in 3rd grade i got a huge A on mine and my sis got a D- In the playground Near a tree we were siting and playing i said "hey a C- is not that bad and raised my hand up to give her a high five but she left me hanging
What do emos and a bird nest have in common? They both hang from a tree.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
why did Paul walker died because he crashed a car in a tree
Why can’t a tree have sex they are always tied up
Why can’t an emo have sex? They can’t make it to the bed they kept swinging on the tree
what is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree, one dead baby nailed to ten trees
What is long that Paul walker can fit into his mouth. A long black tree.
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid
do you want to hang later
My family is like a apple tree my sister is that ugly one that has to ruin in
