A friend asked what an acorn is. I said, โIn a nutshell, itโs an oak tree.โ
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
Where do squirrels go for fun? The acorn-ival.
What is a cowboyโs favorite tree? A horse chestnut tree.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. ๐จ๐ช๐ฒ
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. ๐๐ช!?๏ธ
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. ๐ฒ๐ช๐ฎ
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!". The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it
I would leave them hanging
Her: I love kobe bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: Atleast you don't say save the trees cus damn kobe is good
whats the diffrent between an othern and a apple tree
apples get picked
what is an emo kid's favorite song? chain hang low because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging..
Snover1:You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why I can't pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2:Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society-?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle:Who is that?
Snover2:That is Snow.
Squirtle:What?! That is giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2:Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
are you a rope, lets hang out by a tree and drink :)
Itโs Christmas morning and all the decorations are done but the tree looks like itโs missing something * grabs the noose *
What do humans and monkeys have in common... they both hang from trees
Why do orphan got 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? because it was family tree project
what do you call a tree
a treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What is an orphans family tree
A stump
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
