What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
I don't trust trees...they look shady.
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Once an orphan purposly fell out of a tree, he forgot his parents wouldnt catch him
why did the emo kid hate the tree it left him hanging
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
What’s do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
