What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
i dont trust trees ...they look shady
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
What’s do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.