Transportation jokes
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
Which month is the bus? December.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"