Transportation jokes
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
Which month is the bus? December.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.