Transportation jokes
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
You know what I told my little brother plane?
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.