Transportation jokes
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.