Transportation jokes
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
You know what I told my little brother plane?
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"