Transgendered jokes

What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?

And microtransaction.

I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...

Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

Both aren't what they used to be...

I have a lot of respect for trans women.

That surgery takes balls!

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."

What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?

An Autobot.

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.

If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.

Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.

They hate change.

How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.

What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.

Why did the transgender man only eat salad?

Because he was a "her" before.

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.