What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
