Transgendered jokes
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.